Tesla FSD 14 dodges oncoming bus

Tesla’s FSD V14.1.4, in a move that’s frankly rather smashing, has just demonstrated a crucial survival instinct many of us meatbag drivers seem to have misplaced: the good sense to back down from a proper scrap. Picture this: confronted by an oncoming bus in a decidedly tight construction zone, the system, with what can only be described as machine-like sagacity, adroitly reversed itself, neatly sidestepping a potential head-on kerfuffle. So, it appears the robot uprising will have to hold its horses until our silicon-based overlords have truly mastered the nuanced art of yielding to anything with a significantly more imposing presence. Chapeau, FSD, chapeau.