Well, isn’t this just brilliant? The Unitree G1, now boasting a MindOne Robotics AI brain, isn’t just performing; it’s practically moved in. From delicately watering your houseplants to giving that mattress a proper once-over, this plucky bot is tackling the drudgery of household chores with robotic glee. So, for those of us who’ve perfected the art of the ‘I’ll do it tomorrow’ excuse, I’m afraid your meticulously honed justifications for domestic dereliction have just been given their marching orders. They’re utterly, gloriously, and quite definitively obsolete.