Unitree H2 Humanoid Robot Awakens

Unitree has just unleashed its latest metallic marvel: the H2 bionic humanoid, a 180cm, 70kg engineering marvel purporting to be “born to serve everyone safely and in a friendly manner.” While many robotic brethren chart their course with LiDAR laser precision, the H2 appears to be navigating with what looks like a stereo camera setup—a bold move indeed. The million-dollar question: can this bionic butler’s depth perception truly hold its own, or will its spatial acumen prove less reliable than a human attempting to parallel park?